Tornado

You are Wind

Strong and overpowering

A force to be reckoned with, no one dares cross you

You have the power to change everything around you

You are best known for: your wrath

Your dominant state: commanding

I once told Silver Streak that I am difficult enough to deal with when I am wrong and I just want to be difficult.  Can you imagine how difficult I can be when I am actually right?

In light of very recent events, there are apparently still some people who dare cross me – or those who try to cross those who are dear to me.  There was a time when I answered back – to a manager, no less – when she tried to shoot down a person who was in my team and my gay “soulmate”.  If I had the gall to shoot down a manager, did anyone even think that I would not have the same audacity when it comes to someone who actually ranks lower than I do?

I should have been a lawyer.  I do impressive research.  Admittedly, not all my methods are socially acceptable, but hey, if it works…  It’s good to know that my ferreting skills are put to good use.

The quiz is pretty much right.  I probably am the Wind.  A very strong wind.  Like a torando.  People usually go out of their way to avoid my wrath – as I said, I am heartless.  I generally don’t care if I make you feel stupid when I really do think your IQ’s not even on the chart.  I especially don’t care when I know I’m right.  And I’m amazingly adept at coming up with emails that are so cold that it tends to slice through your soul (and the intellect, in the event that the receipient has one).

This time, the “accused” were smart.  I have to give them that.  Unfortunately for them:

a.) They weren’t smart enough
b.) I was smarter than them
c.) Both

The 11th Commandment: Though shalt not get caught

Date: April 13, 2006
Time: 4:22 am
Listening To: SBRC Specialists’ Conference Call

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One response to “Tornado

  1. as-94783-sa

    Yo, I like to eat @ Jimmy John\’;s!

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