Yes, I’m way, Way, WAAAAY behind the whole post-a-day thing. Shadap.
This is something I just HAD TO share…
Husband Chronicles: Honey, honey, natakot ako kanina baka they’ll find h1n1 in my blood kanina plus the bird flu pa that I got from you. Grabe. I’m really sick noh?
Rolling Eyes Jenn: O, so what did they find?
Praning Husband: Wala I’m normal but I’m so sick pa rin. Why kaya?
Rolling Eyes Jenn: Psychosomatic na yan
Praning Husband: God! You’re so unsupportive. Pagnagkasakit ka bahala ka sa buhay mo di kita aalagaan.
Rolling Eyes Jenn: Best news I’ve heard today. Shadap.
Praning Husband: Fuck you hope you have tape worms!
Shet, funniest thing EVER.
Wow hindi na sya mysterious. Big baby na sya. Nakakainis na sya.
Matulog ka na!
How can I? How can I? Nagnenebulizer pa kami.
Hay naku. Drug him nalang. Para dead to the world na yan.
Or drug yourself.
Hahahaha. I’ll opt for the latter. Magtratralala land na ako 🙂 hahahaha
Ahahaha… Tama yan. Go be drugs.
Did you feel the earthquake kanina?
My husband did.
See? We are the only two people in the world who did not feel it.
Birds of the same feather are crazy bitchy birds
I KNOW, RIGHT?!?! Lol.
To quote my niece, Amaya… SHETBALLS. “I hope you have tapeworms!” Funniest. Thing. Ever.